Christina Aguilera Is Outta The Bottle Once Again And We're Feeling Liberated!

It has finally arrived carebears! We are currently listening on heavy repeat to #Liberation, Christina Aguilera's 6-year long-awaited record. To celebrate the unleashing of it, we pause for a second for two reasons. One it's because it was too much to handle for us. We are in sublime ecstasy, shedding joyful musical tears.

Xtina is THE MUSIC. Your wigs shall be cast away. SECOND, we are doing something brand spanking new by opening this celebratory day with thee beautifully electrifying opening track off Liberation entitled "Maria". With a standout interlude that'll have you loosey goosey with goosebumps all over. The full studio track song finds Aguilera singing in acapella: "How do you solve a problem like Maria? How do you catch a cloud and pin it down? How do you find the word that means Maria? A flibbertijibbet! A will-o'-the wisp!"

Those words famously put by the nuns from the original film "Sound of Music" where the sample of the song Maria manifested from. They question her innate comfortability of happiness and authenticity in her own confidence because she simply just always marches to the beat of her own drum. She has a swag and self-awareness that encompasses empathy generosity modesty grace and righteous intentions leaving ordinary roamers of the world perplexed and fuming with envy.

But all special souls that come into this world carrying that special light must remember to never Fall in Line to such bigoted puritanical dictators. Such evil spirits will befriend your inner circle only to steal and suck up the oxygen space they long to control of yours.

One must remember, these wannabes only exist through birth, never flying, never truly comprehending how to live. Insecure in all their hate and boredom, never self-sufficient. They take and take and steal without recognition. Manipulating the truth, causing decay all around them. Unleashing poison from their mentally unstable, obsessed venomous wisp snake bites.

But in this dark world, there's always a rainbow on the other side. We are the rainbow runners. Just like the character portrayal of the only loyal and righteous friend in the Sound of Music that doesn't abandon Maria after the townspeople have bandwagoned her name as a persona non grata only AFTER exploiting and betraying her for everything she's worth (think 13 Reasons Why meets Black Panter). Sooner or later, all the lies catch up and all the Yolanda's, Mark Chapmans's and Lee Harvey Oswald's of the world will never prosper.

NOBODY can deny or take away from Xtina her extraordinary vocal versatility. She can sound like 5 different tones and genres at any given moment. Case in point is again the song "Maria". Xtina
doing runs over a Michael Jackson voice sample is the most iconic thing you'll hear. Mind you, the album is only 2 seconds old!

So listen closely cause in this world all you beautiful loyal 'ItsNotYouMe-Bots' deserve too. So ACCELERATE right below!

Psss, btw, Today Christina also hit up and delivered a transcendently soaring early morning set on the Today Show plaza for the Citi Concert series that proved extra receipts that her vocals are in perfect pitch and need no waking up!