Itsnotyouitsme Report 97: Things to Know

"Louboutin Making Shoes for Paris Cabaret: Is this what Christian Louboutin was referring to when he said his shoes bring on an “orgasmic situation?” The French footwear designer is set to release a collaboration with Parisian cabaret Crazy Horse, which is well-known for its topless dancers. Wonder if he’ll be making matching nipple tassels…" - Fashionista.com - via wwd.com

"Annabel Tollman Personifies Underwear in Calvin Klein Webisodes: Calvin Klein Underwear has teamed up with the stylist on a series of webisodes for its new “Naked Glamour” campaign. The three roughly-minute and a half long spots feature Tollman dressing models for a shoot, describing each bra style as the foundation of a character’s look: Confident, Sexy, and Strong. Tollman says she “wanted to encapsulate that moment of self-creation that we all go through [when getting dressed]” – seems like a lot of pressure for a bra!" - Fashionista.com - via wwd.com

"Noel Gallagher’s Extremely Young Daughter is Modeling: The ex-Oasis star’s daughter Anais is one of the newest faces to be signed under Select Model Management (which also represents Aggy Deyn and Natasha Poly). The celeb-kin-as-models trend is nothing new, but here’s the kicker – Anais is only 11 years old. There’s no denying this pre, pre-teen is gorgeous, but here’s hoping no Thylane-esque controversy comes from this little girl’s new career." - Fashionista.com - via fashion.telegraph.co.uk

"Baby Bling for Blue Ivy: Baby Blue doesn’t even know her own name yet, but the rest of the world is sure saying a lot about her. The latest reports say that new parents Beysus and Jay have already spent upwards of $1.5M on Lil’ B, including the purchase of a $15,000 highchair covered in Swarovski crystals. I’m just praying those crystals are glued on there well, since small parts are choking hazards for babies." - Fashionista.com - via nymag.com

"Vintage Louis Vuitton Nail Polish, Yours for Only $595! Racked found some seriously ancient Louis Vuitton nail polish selling (or maybe not…) online for $595. God willing the site offers free shipping and a good return policy, because those lacquers are most likely no longer in liquid form." - Fashionista.com - via racked.com

"UK Design of the Year Nominees Announced: Alexander McQueen is double-nominated for Sarah Burton’s Royal Wedding dress and the ‘Savage Beauty’ retrospective exhibit at the Met Museum. Other nods for the 5th Annual Brit-based awards go to Phoebe Philo of Céline, Mary Katrantzou, and Vivienne Westwood. Winners will be announced April 24 in London." - Fashionista.com - via fashion.telegraph.co.uk

"Dolce and Gabbana Deny Discrimination Charges: After being accused of discriminatory practices barring Hong Kong residents from snapping photos outside their Tsim Sha Tsui store, Dolce and Gabbana has released a statement assuring the population that they are indeed not prejudiced. “Controversial statements reported in the Hong Kong press have not been made by Dolce & Gabbana nor its staff, and we strongly reject any racist or derogatory comments…we wish to underline that our company has not taken part in any action aimed at offending the Hong Kong public.”" - Fashionista.com - via wwd.com

"Kate Moss for Rimmel London Comes to America: The supermodel chose five random colors designed a five piece collection of lipsticks for Rimmel London, set to drop stateside this week." - Fashionista.com - via fashion.elle.com

"Is A Bald Barbie on The Way?: After creating a bald Barbie doll last year for a four-year-old cancer patient, Mattel is being petitioned to mass produce the doll. In recent years, the toy company has been taking steps to diversify its Barbie selection, and this particular doll would be a welcome addition, especially for those young girls receiving chemotherapy who might want to play with a Barbie that looks like her." - Fashionista.com - via digitaljournal.com

"The New York Times Discovers That Straight Male Fashion Bloggers Exist: The New York Times‘ latest trend piece introduces us to five male fashion bloggers whose sartorial choices are bringing the noise and catching lots of attention in the online fashion world. Wha-what? You mean there are men who love clothes and sleeping with women? Fancy that!" - Fashionista.com - via nytimes.com

"Lara Stone Gets Blown Away: The latest model-turned-actress? Lara S. gets blown away by some crazy weather in this new short for Mercedes-Benz – but we can’t really say we were blown away by her acting skills, which seem to consist mainly of a furrowed brow, confused/alarmed expression, and a slightly unhinged jaw. Nice legs though!" - Fashionista.com - via nowness.com

"Man Gets an Andrej Pejic Tattoo, the Permanent Kind: Someone will be walking around for the rest of his life with this tattoo of androgynous angel Andrej Pejic. The new definition of ‘timeless fashion’?" - Fashionista.com - via refinery29.com

"There Won’t Be Any Mom Jeans in This Fashion Show: Calling all hot mamas: There’s a fashion show happening just for you this NYFW. For the first time, lifestyle brand The Moms is partnering with women’s marketing channel Mom-entum (get it?) to present a fashion show geared towards the Victoria Beckhams of the mom world. The show, which aims to demonstrate how to take outfits from play-time to date-time, takes place Feb 16 and will stream live online." - Fashionista.com - via nymag.com

"Bootylicious Fly Named After Beyonce: Researchers have dubbed a previously unnamed species of horse fly species the ‘Scaptia (Plinthina) beyonceae fly,’ in honor of Blue Ivy’s mother (aka Beyonce). The rare yet pesty fly, which is native to Australia, has a “spectacular” golden “booty,” making it the “all-time diva of flies.” Well we always have thought B was pretty fly…" - Fashionista.com - via ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com

"SpongeKarl SquarePants: Check out Karl Lagerfeld, Terry Richardson, Coco Chanel, and Marc Jacobs (who already has a SpongeBob tattoo) as the underwater, pineapple-dwelling kitchen utensil himself. Just go with it." - Fashionista.com - via highsnobiety.com

"What’s Better Than Fashion and Hot Guys? That’s Right, Nothing: Brioni will reportedly use ‘real men’ (as opposed to models, who are apparently fake men) for its upcoming Milan menswear presentation, and Prada will use international movie stars (including Adrien Brody) for its menswear show. Additionally, Fendi is set to release a men’s collection during Milan Fashion Week, and is rumored to be releasing a men’s fragrance fronted by the always hip Mark Ronson." - Fashionista.com - via wwd.com

"Hey Spring Clothes, It’s Still Really Cold Out There! With so much pretty pastel-y spring things in all the stores already, we sometimes forget that it’s still going to be absolutely freezing for the next two or three months. The good news is that a lot of amazing wintery wear is currently on sale – so get shopping before you catch another cold." - Fashionista.com - via fabsugar.com

"Christina Aguilera Covers February’s Marie Claire: …and doesn’t give a damn what you think about her body! She tells the glossy, “I’ve been criticized for being on both sides of the scale. It’s noise I block out automatically. I love my body. My boyfriend loooves my body. My son is healthy and happy, so that’s all that matters to me.” Let ‘em know Ms. Aguilera!" - Fashionista.com - via marieclaire.com

"Lucky Magazine’s Hilarious Fantasy Designer Collaborations: Louboutin and LA Lights? J.Crew and McQueen? A girl can dream…" - Fashionista.com - via luckymag.com

Madonna's New Album Title Is... - via towleroad.com

"At the World Music Awards that year, Amerie, Rihanna, and Teairra Mari performed a version of Destiny's Child's hit "Loose My Breath." Only -- because this was the pre-edgy, pre-fashion fixture Rihanna -- Barbados' #1 girl was actually #2 in the lineup." - via omgblog.com

Baby Sloths Are Too Cute. - via cityrag.com

This Week In Pop Culture! - via theberry.com

Oopsies! Seems Like This Groom Has Bieber Fever. - via thedailywh.at

Brad Pitt Covers W Magazine. - via laineygossip.com

Silly Panda! - via cityrag.com