Itsnotyouitsme Report 85: Things to Know

Robert Downey Jr Says Its Time To Forgive And Forget All Of Mel Gibson's Wrong Doings... - via tmz.com

A True Heartbreaking Story...A Reason Why Most Petty Issues People Dwell On Should Take A Minute To Read This And Do Some Self-Reflection! - via thedailywh.at

Cute Sneezes Of The Day! Presented By Kung Fu Panda And Dumbo?! - via cityrag.com

Mariah And Her Hello Kitties. - via popsugar.com

New Coldplay Single Featuring Rihanna!!! Tune Name: "China Girl." - via towleroad.com

"W’s Fake Ads by Steven Meisel: In the mags latest issue, Style Director Edward Enninful created a series of fake ads starring Linda Evangelista, Karen Elson, Joan Rivers, ADR and even Toddlers & Tiaras’ Eden Wood modeling various fake clothing and beauty lines. All the edginess, none of the advertising censorship. It’s so good." - Fashionista.com - via wmagazine.com

"A Gold Sculpture of Kate Moss Doing Yoga Sold For $910,496: I mean, who wouldn’t shell out nearly a million for an 18 karat gold Kate Moss looking like a pretzel?" - Fashionista.com - via vogue.co.uk

"Watch: Behind-The-Scenes At Lanvin’s Spring 2012 Show: Listen to Alber discuss his love of women and watch Karlie Kloss prep herself for the walk down the runway. Plus, up close looks at the ahmazing accessories." - Fashionista.com - via fabsugar.com

"Isaac Mizrahi Launching Shoes, Bags and Jewelry: Xcel Brands, who recently acquired the Mizrahi brand (and will phase out ready-to-wear), announced the debut of shoe, bag and jewelry lines by the designer for fall 2012. Given his marketable name, they think this will be the anchor of the Mizrahi name and brand from now on." - Fashionista.com - via wwd.com

"Ray Aghayan Dies at 83: R.I.P. to Bob Mackie’s longtime partner, a Hollywood costume designer who dressed the likes of Judy Garland, Barbra Streisand and Diana Ross." - Fashionista.com - via wwd.com

"Obama Campaign Knocks Off Herve Chapelier Bag: It’s pretty much an exact replica of the former-It-bag, only with an Obama 2012 logo slapped on the front. Wouldn’t you think the President could afford a better creative team than this?" - Fashionista.com - via huffingtonpost.com

"More Versace X H&M: More photos have emerged of the Versace for H&M campaign, including pieces of the men’s collection, which features form-fitting tropical and animal print shirts and pink trousers." - Fashionista.com - via ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com

"Miranda Kerr for Rag & Bone: Victoria’s Secret model and one half of Mirlando, Miranda Kerr is the latest to star in one of Rag & Bone’s self-directed ad campaigns. The resulting photos were shot by pal and fellow Rag & Bone Model Lily Aldrige and others (presumably the topless ones) by Orlando Bloom himself." - Fashionista.com - via stylenews.peoplestylewatch.com

"Carine Roitfeld Talks Healthy Models, New Projects: Carine Roitfeld sure has been giving a lot of interviews lately, but she never runs out of interesting things to say. She talks to Lee Carter about her new book, not using skinny models or cigarettes and her forthcoming magazine which won’t be monthly." - Fashionista.com - via independent.co.uk

"Obama To The Rescue!!! He Shares The Same Thought As We Do On The Kardashians. - via thesuperficial.com

Michelle Pfeiffer Looks Marvelous! - via hollywoodrag.com

"Ugg-ly Footwear Losing Stock Value The end of a fashion epidemic?? Stock in the comfy-yet-unfortunate looking booties has fallen a nearly unheard of 39% in the past week, and Crocs aren’t doing so hot either. It’s time to put them away, people. Forever." - Fashionista.com - via racked.com

"Tom Ford’s Documentary Airs Next Week : Tom Ford: Visionaries will air October 23 on OWN, offering a rare “intimate” look at Ford’s creative process and daily life. He apparently takes more than three baths a day. While we’re really excited about this doc, we’re secretly wishing this were a segment of now-defunct Oprah Winfrey Show– if only to hear Opie belt out a satisfying “Tooooom FoooOOOooord!!!”" - Fashionista.com - via marieclaire.com

"Chanel Model on France’s Dancing With The Stars Male model, Karl’s muse, and sometimes-”pop star” Baptiste Giabiconi is a contestant on France’s version of DWTS. He’s often shirtless… and wearing body glitter. Wonder if Karl tunes in every week for inspiration?" - Fashionista.com - via ohlalamag.com

"Gucci’s Murderer Prefers Prison to a Job The ex-wife and convicted murderer of Maurizio Gucci has chosen imprisonment over getting a job in the outside world, telling an Italian judge she “has never worked a day in her life” and doesn’t intend to start now. Patrizia Reggiani, who is serving a 29-year sentence, spends her jail time looking after her pet ferret and tending to plants. Life is tough." - Fashionista.com - via vogue.co.uk