Victoria Says David Beckham's Voice Suits Her Just Fine. Naturally No Complaints In Her Department.




Victoria Beckham graces the cover of Marie Claire's November 2010 issue. In it, she answers possibly one of thee most repeated allegations BOTH men and women say to themselves when they see a pictorial or video footage of David Beckham and it goes a little something this..."Oh, he's gorgeous, quite possibly the creme of the crop behind Depp and that guy from the Disaronno commercial (you know who im talking about). But I can't stand his voice, it confuses me, almost sounds like he's bi or he sounds like such a pussy wagon".

Well, I may have added the wagon part for shits and giggles but Victoria clears up the air quite nicely when asked about her husband David Beckham's voice...
"I don’t really notice that he’s got a high-pitched voice. I just think he’s so goddamn perfect that people have to find something wrong with him. We were about to go out somewhere the other day, and he was sending an email. He was sitting at the end of the bed, and he had no clothes on whatsoever. I was getting out of the shower, and I just stood there looking at him. He was all tan. Has all those tattoos, which I love. Hadn’t done his hair. He just naturally looks good all the time. He never looks like s–t in the morning. Never. So he’s sitting there sending his e-mails, all ripped. Not an ounce of fat on him. And I thought, you done good, girl. I sure wasn’t thinking of his high-pitched voice."


Exactly! Sometimes friends (maybe not the best of em), strangers, family, and co-workers will always pick and choose a negative quality about another person who happens to works very hard for their physique and self-accomplishments, with a conversation full of envious babble. I once knew a person who actually asked this question, "Would I rather be skinny and miserable or obese and happy?" Her name and weight will be kept under wraps for the sake of humiliation because we don't believe in that unless when necessary. I kid! I kid! But the delusional and inferior complex of folks sometimes. Because yes, all individuals are secretly battling with depression because when they wake up everyday feeling healthy and fit, the first emotion that comes to mind is misery. Uhm...yeah sure.







Uh-huh Kiddas, right below is the yumminess I was talking about. Meet the Disaronno man, if you haven't already.

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