Itsnotyouitsme Report 34: Things to Know

Designer Catherine Walker Passes Away: Catherine Walker, the designer best known for dressing Princess Diana, has died after a long battle with breast cancer. Walker designed over 1,000 dresses for Princess Diana including the black dress she was buried in. - via catwalkqueen.tv

Bad Romance: Check out this roundup of “fashion’s most eligible bachelors.” That’s right, 25 available men who work in fashion, many of whom are actually straight. Take your pick! But be careful girls–some of these guys are likely bachelors for a reason. Just sayin’. - via refinery29.com

Chris Noth On The Death Of SATC: Chris Noth thinks Sex and The City could’ve had a less tragic death. According to Noth, not only is the franchise dead, but the media is responsible for killing it. “The press killed it. Your [New York Magazine] magazine f***ing killed it. It’s like all the critics got together and said, ‘This franchise must die.’ Because they all had the exact same review. It’s like they didn’t see the movie. Got any more gum?” - via fashionindie.com

Kate Moss and Naomi Campbell At Odds: Last week, Naomi and Dolce & Gabbana threw a party to celebrate Campbell’s 25 years in the modeling industry. Noticeably absent from the party was Kate Moss. The model was down the street at the Longchamp party. According to an insider, Naomi is upset at Kate for being rude to some guests at a charity function Naomi threw earlier this year. - via dailymail.co.uk

The Emergency Bra: No, the bra does not defy gravity or work as a flotation device. This bra can actually, apparently, save your life by turning into a pair of protective face masks. If you’re completely paranoid about terrorist attacks and the like and carrying around a face mask is just too much of a hassle, why not wear two of them on your boobs? Every day? The bras only come in B and C cups, so, if you’re smaller than a B or larger than a C, which many people are, you are going to die. - via tonic.com

Giorgio Armani X Lady Gaga: Reportedly, Armani and Lady Gaga have inked some sort of multimillion dollar deal that will involve Armani making costumes for Gaga’s upcoming tour. - via vogue.co.uk

The Adventures of Karl and Courtney: This short animated film hilariously and brilliantly depicts Courtney Love’s “style evolution.” Love commissioned filmmaker Michael Mouris to make the film, which includes cameos by Karl Lagerfeld, André Leon Talley and a magically gifted Birkin Bag. It’s entitled “The Dark Night of the Soul.” - via huffingtonpost.com

New York Minute: Donna Karan (and DKNY) just relaunched their e-commerce site and it’s kind of amazing. In addition to a seamless shopping experience, there’s tons of original content including behind the scenes footage, user-generated content, the “DKNY Times,” “Donna’s Journal” and a contest where you can enter to win a $10,000 Donna Karan wardrobe. - via dkny.donnakaran.com

Though she looked like a pro onstage, Florence was nervous when it came to interacting with her celebrity peers. She adorably recounts getting tongue tied around the likes of Drake and Nicki Minaj, and recounts how Lady Gaga asked her if she was nervous about performing. She also reveals one of the consequences of hugging Gaga at the VMAs: meat dress grease! - via buzzworthy.mtv.com

Style.com’s Very Real Reality Show: We were right and now it’s confirmed, and with more details. Sounds like this reality show will have very little in common with The City, in a very good way. - via nydailynews.com

Frozen in Time: Shed off the years scoop by scoop with the new anti-aging ice cream. Don’t run to the grocery store just yet. Ampere Life Science and Unilever are still researching this concept, which will hopefully be realized in about five years in the form of a new Ben & Jerry’s ice cream. Also, don’t think this means you get to eat as much ice cream as you want. It still has calories. - via allure.com

Lorenzo Martone, Now Party of One: Lorenzo Martone, best known as Marc Jacobs ex, has given the NYT a look at his life post-Marc. He dishes on his relationship with Marc and the connections he made while they were together. - via nytimes.com

Heidi Klum Bids Farewell to VS: After 13 years of wearing the VS Angel wings, Heidi Klum says good bye to Victoria’s Secret. With only four official angels left, and two of them pregnant, who will walk the November 10th show? Will a new angel be named? We smell a reality show. - via fashionologie.com