Itsnotyouitsme Report 33: Things to Know

Allow Me To Introduce You Kiddas To The World’s Smallest Cow! - - via buzzfeed.com

Janet Jackson And Her Billionaire Boyfriend. What he's done lately for you Miss Jackson is all goood - via necolebitchie.com

In other shoe news, Rad Hourani collaborated with Aldo on a line of shoes. The shoes are cool but not as affordable as they sound. - via refinery29.com

Front Row Spillover: Burberry’s star-studded front row didn’t leave room for several major editors and it-girls. Hamish Bowles, Dree Hemmingway and other front row regulars were relegated to the second row. - via dailyfrontrow.com

Gaga’s Meat Dress Was a Copycat: Lady Gaga probably thought her VMA meat outfit was one of her most original yet. Not so. According to Ripley’s Believe It or Not: Enter if You Dare! a Chicago girl wore a dress made from salami and bacon. Better luck next time, Gaga. - via refinery29.com

Racked went behind the scenes at NYFW to investigate what models are reading back stage. Every time they came across a model holding a book, they snapped a shot. Some books spotted were The Great Gatsby, Under The Dome, and Lord Of The Flies. - via ny.racked.com

Joaquin Phoenix apologizes to David Letterman - via seriouslyomg.com

STEPHEN COLBERT: AMERICAN HERO, OR A DISGRACEFUL JOKE? - via towleroad.com

Givenchy at Disney? Givenchy will reportedly open their first U.S. perfume boutique…in Disney World. You can find it in the faux France section of Epcot. I’ve never been to Disney World, but this sounds pretty out of place, no? - via fashionindie.com

Betty White’s Golden Years: Check out a slide show that chronicles Betty White’s “style evolution.” We all know the actress is not lacking in personality and she’s certainly never been afraid to take fashion risks. - via stylelist.com

GMen in Makeup: Normal? It is in England, apparently. A survey revealed that over three million men admitted to regularly wearing makeup, mostly eyeliner and concealer. And more than one third of the makeup wearers borrow said makeup from their wives or girlfriends - via dailymail.co.uk

Giorgio Gucci Gets His Bag Stolen: On an US Airways flight from Madrid to Philadelphia, Giorgio Gucci–heir to the House of Gucci throne–had his luggage stolen. Apparently, his bags contained $50,000 worth of goods including vintage Gucci bags, family pictures, and custom-made clothing. All of the goods inside were to be used for an upcoming documentary being made about his life. - via nypost.com

Kate Moss Gives An Interview: T5M recently interviewed Kate Moss during London Fashion Week. They spoke about her new collaboration with Longchamp, divas, and how “good friends” keep her sane - via jezebel.com

Valerie Campbell Is A Proud Mom: Last night Naomi Campbell hosted a party commemorating her 25 years in the modeling industry. Her mother, Valerie, says she’s very proud of her daughter despite some mishaps she’s had along the way. - via vogue.co.uk