"You Cowardly Pieces Of Dog Mess!"



"Whoopi Goldberg's dreads almost caught on fire and shot out of her scalp on The View a couple days ago when she went off at the folks who are terrorizing the receptionist at her office with hate-filled calls that only Mel Gibson would approve of. The calls are coming in, because Whoopi defended Mel on The View the other day by saying that he's a personal friend of hers and she doesn't think he's a racist racist.

Whoopi said that if the bloggers and "people sitting at home trying to find stuff to do" (aka the people who watch her show) would've paid attention to her original rant, they would've heard that she never condoned his behavior. Whoopi then put on her annoying Valley Girl voice and joked that she must be a racist too, because she regularly curses out hos (example: you white bleep or you black bleep, etc...) who fuck with her.

You know Hasselcrack and Sherri Shepherd were happy that for once they weren't the ones looking like the "Crazy Bitch" of the hour.


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