It's The Better Marriage Blanket!

"It's Silent But Deadly!"... It's The Better Marriage Blanket! As read on there website, "The Better Marriage Blanket is made using the same kind of activated carbon fabric found in Military Chemical Suits. As a science teacher, I had used activated carbon in my laboratory lessons and was aware that chemicals and gasses are absorbed in millions of microscopic pores in each tiny particle of activated carbon.

This principal is what makes The Blanket so effective! Activated Carbon is well known in Science and Industry for its odor absorbing properties. It is safe and non-allergenic."

In other words, Better Marriage Blanket is like a Snuggie, but rather than keeping you toasty, it hugs a fart and smothers it until its dead. Hmm, another invention gone wasted but funny nonetheless.