Awww, Wish Andy Rooney Well

Who is Lady GaGa? What is Bieber-fever? These are the vital questions on Mister Andy Rooney's mind. Andy Rooney talks about mainstream musique and how he feels disconnected from today's musical artists.

According to Dlist (a hilarious blog), Andy Rooney is the "luckiest wheezy old goat "alive"!!!! Andy doesn't have to bother with an annoying toilet, because he can easily just go in his pappy pampers whenever he wants. Andy doesn't have to overwork his jaw by chewing on solid foods, because he only swallows pureed pumpkin from a Steamboat Willy sippy cup. Andy doesn't have to deal with annoying b****** in the outside world, because he never EVER leaves his desk."

One thing we know for sure...It's All A Mystery To Andy!


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