Friday, August 16, 2013

Is It Homeward Bound Or Simba?!

Well see what happens kiddas when you try n' disguise Homeward Bound as Simba King of Pride Rock?!

"This majestic lion dog from China!

Don’t you just look at that gorgeous and luxurious lion and say to yourself, “DAMN! That’s a royal lion!”, before humming some song from The Lion King? So did some people visiting the Louhe City Zoo in the central province of Henan in China. The officials of the zoo tried to trick all their visitors by trying to pass a Tibetan Mastiff dog as a real African lion and it worked until the lion started barking. Don’t you hate it when the dog you’re trying to pass off as a lion started barking? The jig was up when a visitor named Mrs. Liu brought her son to the zoo to teach him about the noises that different animals make. When they got to the African lion exhibit, the “African lion” started barking and lions aren’t supposed to do that. Mrs. Liu said this shit that made me laugh for days:

“The zoo is absolutely trying to cheat us. They are trying to disguise dogs as lions.”

The zoo had a completely reasonable explanation for this! And I mean the opposite of that. According to the BBC, the zoo said that the African lion had been sent to a breeding facility and since they had a cage available, they put an employee’s Tibetan Mastiff in it. But hos aren’t buying that excuse since the zoo also had a dog in the wolf exhibit, coypus rodents in the snake exhibit and a white fox in the leopard exhibit.

Yes, that zoo is a wreck, but I really don’t see the problem. That dog is even more glorious than a lion. It looks like Chantal Biya’s hair if Chantal Biya’s hair had a droopy tongue hanging out of it. Stunning and worth the price of admission." -

Homeward Bound Trailer.

The Lion King.

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