Itsnotyouitsme Report 109: Things to Know

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"Agyness Deyn’s Dream Role: Model Agyness Deyn shadowed an exotic dancer to learn the ins and outs of the business for her role in the upcoming film Pusher. Roles she’d like to play next? Jane Eyre or Joan of Arc." - Fashionista.com - via vogue.co.uk

"“Goodsmellas” Are Dudes Who Love Scents: The male counterparts of “perfumistas,” “Goodsmellas” are a community of scent-loving men. They range from government workers to members of the NYPD, including one 9/11 responder who lost his sense of smell for two years before becoming a scent fanatic. Some Goodsmellas have as many as 420 separate niche scents. And they’re on YouTube. Smell on, ‘Smellas." - Fashionista.com - via ny.racked.com

"Sidney Toledano Talks Raf Simons: Dior took its spring/summer 2012 couture show to Shanghai, where designer Bill Gaytten took his last bow for the house. Sidney Toledano, president and chief executive of Dior, seemed very pleased with new hire Raf Simons: “I always said that the right person would come along when all the stars aligned and that’s exactly what happened last week,” he said, before adding that Simons has already “begun to lay out his vision” for Dior." - Fashionista.com - via fashion.telegraph.co.uk

"Diane Kruger Covers Tatler Russia: Does Diane Kruger ever take a bad photo? Pacey’s better half looks downright angelic on the May cover of Tatler Russia. (Also – can anyone pull off those ubiquitous flower crowns in real life?)" - Fashionista.com - via forums.thefashionspot.com

"Cheerio, Oscar! Oscar de la Renta is set to open up his first London outpost on Mount Street after a reported three-year search for the right location. We hope Oscar is more than pleased with the location, as rumors place the rent at a staggering £1 million." - Fashionista.com - via vogue.co.uk

Hilary Clinton Is Human! Gasp. One Of The Many Reasons Why We Adore Her. - via towleroad.com

It's Ryan Gosling. Enough Said. - via laineygossip.com

"Barack Obama to Throw Fashion Fête in Chicago: To support the Runway to Win initiative, the President is throwing an event in his native Chicago for the fashion elite. Anna Wintour and Iman will host the affair, which Marc Jacobs, Jason Wu, Prabal Gurung, and other notables are expected to attend. Just make sure our invitation doesn’t get lost in the mail, okay Mr. President?" - Fashionista.com - via refinery29.com

"Christian Louboutin Doesn’t Care if it Hurts to Walk in Heels: We’re all well aware that the non-siletto wearing Christian Louboutin doesn’t make his shoes for comfort. But as for the millions of women who have felt like chopping off their feet after standing for hours in six-inch heels, Louboutin tells Grazia; “High heels are pleasure with pain. If you can’t walk in them, don’t wear them.”" - Fashionista.com - via dailymail.co.uk

"Take a Sneak Peek at The Louis Vuitton/ Marc Jacobs Book: Teen Vogue‘s got a first look at Rizzoli’s new book chronicling the history of the luxury brand, and how Marc Jacobs has revitalized it over the past 15 years." - Fashionista.com - via teenvogue.com

"Jessica White is a Poet, OK? The model, who has been hard at work lately on her upcoming debut album, wants us to know that, first and foremost, she’s “a poet.” And when she’s modeling, she’s a “silent artist.” And when she’s writing, she’s “a bat.” And when her Ryan Leslie-produced record drops, people are “gonna get a big huge handful of how creative [she] really [is].” We can only hope that Ms. White’s album contains even more creative metaphors." - Fashionista.com - via nymag.com

"Bar Rafaeli Got Groped: Bikini babe Bar tweeted yesterday that she “got a security ‘patdown’ by a woman at the airport that made [her] feel very uncomfortable and left no doubt about her sexual preferences.” Perhaps our young Bar doesn’t realize that ‘Bar Rafaeli’ counts as a sexual preference in itself? [Disclaimer: We at Fashionista do not promote inappropriate groping!]" - Fashionista.com - via twitter.com

"No Prison for Pippa over Plastic Pistol: The latest report from Paris is that smokeshow Pippa Middleton won’t face actual charges over last weekend’s “gun incident,” since a pap who, by his own account, had been “following Pippa since the beginning of the day,” revealed that the firearm was faux. Poor Pip." - Fashionista.com - via styleite.com

"Carolina Herrera to receive Honorary Degree From FIT: The designer will walk the stage with the graduating class of 2012, to receive an honorary doctor of fine arts degree. No student loan debt required." - Fashionista.com - via wwd.com

"Say Hello to StrangeBeautiful’s Super Chroma Nail Polish: Which girl doesn’t need a set of lacquers in every color of the rainbow? Cosmetics brand StrangeBeautiful is brings you the Super Chroma nail polish set, which has 10 colors in rainbow hues. We want it. We need it." - Fashionista.com - via refinery29.com

"J.Crew Stans, Say Goodbye to ‘Jenna’s Picks’: Ms. Lyons told the Business of Fashion that the popular catalogue (now called The J.Crew “Style Guide”) feature is going on hiatus. Boo!" - Fashionista.com - via businessoffashion.com

"The Beckhams Don’t Have a Damien Hirst Baby Monitor: Victoria Beckham has fired back at the UK tabs, denying reports that little Harper Seven received a £10,000 baby monitor as a gift from artist Damien Hirst. How useful could a baby monitor submerged in formaldehyde really be, anyway?" - Fashionista.com - via dailymail.co.uk

"Vera Wang’s Dad’s Mistress is Really Mad: The designer’s late father’s mistress Betty Phillips is seeking part of his estate– millions and millions worth– following their 30-year love affair, during most of which, Vera’s father was still married to her mother. While she doesn’t seem to have much of a case (Vera’s father signed a letter prior to his death saying he had no intention of marrying Phillps), it’s still a difficult situation for Wang, whose career revolves around all things wedding (and marriage) related." - Fashionista.com - via ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com

"Is Christian Louboutin Designing Heels for McDonalds? It’s true that sporty style is on-trend, but is it just us, or do these red and yellow neoprene and leather Louboutins look like they could double as Ronald McDonald’s go-to drag heels? Hamburglar is going to feel left out." - highsnobette.com - via gabbybabble.celebuzz.com

"Zac Posen Designs for Women with Bods: ZacPo told HuffPo that, above all else, he “designs for women with bodies.” Which is good to know, because it would be quite a challenge designing a dress for a floating head." - Fashionista.com - via huffingtonpost.com

This Kiddas Is My Entire Life's Inspirations In A Nutshell. Life Magazine's Classic Celebrity Portraits./a> - via theberry.com

It's Sophia From Golden Girls. Need I Say More Kiddas? - via omgblog.com

I'm Moving To Canada! Asap Style. - via omgblog.com

The "Como" Edition: Now This Is My Kinda News Kiddas. - via towleroad.com

It's Not So DOWN-EY Down There. - via seriouslyomg.com