ItsNotYouItsMe Blog: 2011-12-04

Saturday, December 10, 2011

Itsnotyouitsme Report 92: Things to Know

Photobucket Here You Have It Kiddas, A Hopeful And Proper Future For Young America! The Michele Bachmann Edition. - via

Photobucket Is This You At Work After Having A Long Night Of Liquor And Jazz? - via

Photobucket Justice Served! - via

Photobucket Angelina Jolie Covers This Weeks Marie Claire Magazine And Much Much More... - via

Photobucket North Korean Children Wanna Be Sedated! - via

Photobucket Splish-Splash! This Doggie Was Taking A Nice Bath. - via

Photobucket Karl Lagerfeld And His Doll. - via

Photobucket Mario Lopez And His New Underwear Line. - via

Photobucket "Let Liv Tyler Serenade You, Compliments of Givenchy: The actress is set to make her singing debut to promote the fragrance, Very Irresistable Givenchy. We’re tempted to be wary of a corporate-sponsored jam, but Steven Tyler is her dad." - - via

Photobucket "Mario Lopez Launches Underwear Line: This holiday season, your man deserves underwear with the A.C. Slater stamp of approval. Mario Lopez’s new underwear line RatedM is available on, and will be in Bloomingdale’s stores starting February. The line ranges from causal everyday undies to the ‘Atelier’ line, for those extra special occasions." - - via

Photobucket "Lindsay Lohan Playboy Cover Leaks: Seven days before it’s set to hit newsstands, Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy cover has been leaked on the interwebs. Not that it needed to be. It’s typical Lindsay: blonde hair, fresh lip injections, big hair. And we kinda love that Playboy bunny chair." - - via

Photobucket "JCPenney Scoops Up Martha Stewart Home Line: Martha Stewart is a hustler, baby, she just wants you to know. The home goods maven sold 17% of her company to JCPenney, and set up a licensing deal without saying a word to Macy’s, who has exclusively sold her products for the past four years. While we think this was something of a sneaky move on Martha’s part, we can’t completely hate on a shrewd business woman branching out. Get money, girl." - - via

Photobucket "Hermès Birkin Bag Sells For Record Price at Auction: The coveted bag can sometimes cost upwards of $50,000 regular price, but a red crocodile skin version of the bag sold for $203,150 at an auction in Dallas, Texas, proving the adage that everything is bigger in Texas. Including the wallets of thirsty fashionistas." - - via

Photobucket "Coco Rocha Was Encouraged by Agents to ‘Look Anorexic’: At an event yesterday for the CFDA’s new health initiative, Coco Rocha discussed the pressures put on her in the beginning of her modeling career: “I was told: ‘The look this year is anorexic. We don’t want you to be anorexic, just look it.’ This message was especially troubling given the fact that I was only fifteen.” Yikes! Does this remind anyone else of that scene in Knocked Up where they tell Katherine Heigl “We didn’t say lose weight. I might say tighten?”" - - via

Photobucket "H&M Admits The Models on Their Website Have Computer-Generated Bodies: Hey, at least they’re keeping it real with us! The retailer says the models used for the virtual try-on feature on their site are digitally fabricated and completed with the heads of real models. We’re not that surprised about this since all the bodies are posed exactly the same way." - - via

Photobucket "Emily Blunt’s YSL Opium Commercial: …Is as random as any other fragrance commercial. Watch the actress walk through a mansion to some very ominous classical music, into a room with her pet cheetah waiting for her. We told you. Random!" - - via

Photobucket "Is Nicole Richie the New Face of Halston?: The reality TV star turned fashion designer is rumored to be in talks with Halston to represent the brand. We think Richie’s 1970s cool-girl aesthetic is a perfect match for Halston. And she has been wearing a lot of Halston lately. Let’s hope this comes to fruition!" - - via

Photobucket "CFDA Agrees to Move S/S NYFW Dates: In the latest S/S Fashion Week scoop, the CFDA agreed to move NY Fashion Week to September 6-13, but won’t eliminate the second Thursday to allow for more men’s shows in London. It also agreed to revisit its scheduling after three years, instead of setting future dates in stone. No word yet from Italy. As Geri Halliwell famously said in the timelessly classic film Spice World, “have [they] not heard of compromisation?”" - - via

Photobucket "Is Rudolph Cuter Than Karlie? Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, which has aired multiple times annually since 1964, pulled in 1.6 million more viewers last week than this year’s Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. Maybe these stats will inspire VS to put some claymation models down the runway next year. Fingers crossed." - - via

Photobucket "Gloria Estefan: Supermodel? The Latin-crossover star will now be doing the Conga at the Wilhemina modeling agency as the newest member of their celeb roster. Previous celeb models include Fergie and Estelle." - - via

Photobucket "OMG It’s More K-Mid News: The Duchess Wears Zara! If you want to dress like the Duchess in modern day, you can make like thrifty Kate and pop into your local Zara. She wore one of their £69.99 mini dresses to take in a show at the Royal Albert Hall." - - via

Photobucket "Playing the Fashion Stock Market: You own their clothes, so why not own a share? With Michael Kors announcing he’s taking his stocks public, it’s worth taking a look at which other fashion companies are worth investing in. Here’s Glamour‘s list of the top stocks worth buying into." - - via

Photobucket "Still Looking for the Perfect Holiday Dress? You may have to wait until at least March for new Mad Men episodes (ugh don’t get me started!), but that doesn’t mean you can’t start dressing like Betty Draper Francis right now. Here are some ultra lady-like, retro-inspired and Betty-approved party frocks for you to wear while sipping on a Gimlet this holiday season." - - via

Photobucket "OMG It’s More K-Mid News: The Duchess Wears Zara! If you want to dress like the Duchess in modern day, you can make like thrifty Kate and pop into your local Zara. She wore one of their £69.99 mini dresses to take in a show at the Royal Albert Hall." - - via

Photobucket "Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Covers Harper’s Bazaar UK : The model/actress poses for “The Body” issue, and discusses her hardships as a model in the industry, facing constant criticism over her body. “All I kept hearing was ‘Honey, you gotta change this; your hair’s this; your legs are that; you’re not enough this; you’re not enough that; you’re too much this; why are you wearing that?’ And so it was a constant stream of judgement.” Models getting judged for their bodies? Fancy that!" - - via

Photobucket "84-Year-Old Woman Gets A Boob Job: In order to compete with women 20 years younger, Marie Kolstad surgically enhanced her bust size from 36B to 34D with a breast lift and silicone implants. Hear that, ladies? Even at 84, men are still looking at your chest." - - via

Photobucket "Kelly Rowland for Marie Claire UK Jan 2012: The UK loves them some Kelly Rowland, and we heartily approve. The diva turned X-Factor judge looks fabulous in her spread for the glossy, but that cover… that cover. We can’t lie, they did Miss Kelendria dirty on that one!" - - via

Photobucket "What if The Victoria’s Secret Models Gained 100lbs?: The Daily Mail adds some extra pounds to the Victoria’s Secret Angels with FatBooth. Even with the extra weight, their cheekbones are still higher than ours." - - via

Photobucket Prince Harry Photo Gallery! - via

Friday, December 9, 2011

Itsnotyouitsme Album Spin - With Rihanna

On the ItsNotYouItsMe turntables we have the latest offering from the Barbados Beauty and world pop icon Rihanna and her effort "Talk That Talk". The album which consist of tracks that were originally slated to be part of a re-release package of her previous album "Loud" was scrapped as she tweeted "I [thought about] a [re-release], but LOUD is its own body of work! Plus [you] guys work so [fucking] hard that [you] deserve to act brand new."

Below we have the ItsNotYouItsMe picks for our favorite "Talk That Talk" tracks currently spinning on our office turntables. Spin it below!

"Where Have You Been"

"Cockiness (Love It)"

"Talk That Talk ft. Jay-Z"

"Drunk On Love"

Sean de Souza by Iakovos Kalaitzakis for Fashionisto

The Picture of Sean de Souza–Stylist Mariza Bairaktari raids London’s high street for a fetching new editorial lensed by Iakovos Kalaitzakis. Featuring Select model Sean de Souza, garments and accessories from Topman, Zara, Diesel as well as other brands come together for an eclectic showing of youthful styles. / Grooming by Jessica Mueller. Photo assistance by Tom Chapman. Styling assistance by Julie Adler. Courtesy of -

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