Itsnotyouitsme Report 86: Things to Know

Chris Martin Of Coldplay Questions His Sexuality?!? Robbie Williams Has To Blame For This? - via towleroad.com

Imagine If She'd Said No?!!? There Would Definitely Be No Hanky-Panky Going On In The Restroom. - via thedailywh.at

Oh Boy, This Story Is Truly Heartbreaking. Will Somebody Please!!! - via thedailywh.at

"Posh is Raking it In: There are successful celebs-turned-designers. Just look at Victoria Beckham, who reportedly made over £15million in sales in the first three months of this year." - Fashionista.com - via dailymail.co.uk

"Looks like Justin Bieber is copping Beyonce’s style. Who knew the robot arm would be such a must-have accessory?" - Fashionista.com - via style.mtv.com

"Shirtless Jared Leto wearing a skirt in Vogue UK. Sigh we really miss his Jordan Catalano days." - Fashionista.com - via ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com

"Watch Elle’s Women In Hollywood Video: Listen to the cover ladies of Elle’s November issue, including Evan Rachel Wood, Barbra Streisand, Jen Aniston and Freida Pinto, talk about how and why they got into the acting biz, their inspirations and their favorite projects." - Fashionista.com - via elletv.elle.com

"Ryan Gosling GQ Russia: Here’s a little Monday morning man-candy for you: Mario Testino shot Ryan Gosling for the cover of GQ Russia. His eyes, they penetrate my soul." - Fashionista.com - via designscene.net

"Watch the Tom Ford Documentary on OWN Now: In case you missed the Tom Ford documentary that aired last night on the Oprah Winfrey Network, here are some of the best quotes as well as the trailer." - Fashionista.com - via thefashionspot.com

"Louis Vuitton Launching First Perfume: At long last, LV is starting work on their first fragrance in January. They’ve tapped perfume genius Jacques Cavallier-Belletrud and are reportedly looking into rare, exotic flowers from the south of France to use. Excitement!" - Fashionista.com - via wwd.com

"Kiernan Shipka As A Child Psychologist: Funny or Die never fails with some hilarious celebrity parodies; this time, they have Mad Men’s Kiernan Shipka playing a child psychologist and working with Eden Wood to take off her makeup so she “can see what her real face look like.”" - Fashionista.com - via styleite.com

"Robin Givhan Is Writing A Book: The fashion critic for The Daily Beast and Newsweek is penning a book about the 1973 Grand Divertissement à Versailles, when rising American fashion designers faced off against established French masters. It’s like a fashion action novel." - Fashionista.com - via styleite.com

"Madonna's Stalker Sent To The Psychiatric Hospital. I Guess He Will Be Loving Her 'Miles Away' Now. - via foxnews.com

Free Willy! Free Willy! - via omgblog.com

Eddie Murphy Quits Playing Dr. Doolittle And Might Go Back To Making Groundbreaking Musique??? Did He Forget That He Already Conquered The Musique Industry With His Timeless Hit, 'Party All The Time.' - via icydk.com

What A Wonderful Sighting In The London Neighborhood. - via thedailywh.at

Oh No! Steven Tyler Has A Bad Fall. - via imnotobsessed.com

"Frances Bean Marrying a Kurt Cobain Doppelganger?: Rumors are swirling that our fair Frances Bean is engaged to Isaiah Silva, a guy with longish hair and a beard who plays in a band and wears flannel shirts– a description that fits basically every male I went to college with, the entire neighborhood of Williamsburg, and my own brother. Yup, serious daddy complex there." - Fashionista.com - via gawker.com

"Chanel Replaces Freja Beha Erichsen in Carine Roitfeld-Styled Spring Ads: After five consecutive campaigns, Freja is being replaced in Chanel’s ads. Karl Lagerfeld said the new campaign, featuring Joan Smalls and Saskia de Brauw (and styled by Carine Roitfeld), will focus on “athletics and the sea.” Freja… forever in our hearts." - Fashionista.com - via fashionologie.com

"Paula Deen Cooking Up a Clothing Line: The TV chef, who apparently already has a butter-flavored lip balm for sale (WHAT), told Jay Leno she’s got a clothing line in the works. No actual details yet, but she sounds really excited in the clip, and that’s what really counts, right?" - Fashionista.com - via styleite.com

"If Your Coffee Table Has Been Looking Less Than Chic Lately: Fashion photog Patrick Demarchelier is putting out a 248-page photo book of all things Dior, from the house’s conception in 1947 to today. The book will cost $139 and comes out November 15. There’s nothing wrong with picking up an early Christmakwanzakah present for yourself…" - Fashionista.com - via wwd.com

"Disney’s Halloweentown 2: Williamsburg, BK: For most of us, Halloween comes but once a year. Not in Williamsburg. I’m pretty sure I’ve seen that leather cowboy guy near the Bedford L stop." - Fashionista.com - via halloweenorwilliamsburg.tumblr.com

Oh No! Adele We Wish You A Full And Healthy Recovery. - via foxnews.com

What Do Jill Scott, Kelly Clarkson, Jennifer Hudson and Mary J. Blige All Have In Common??? - via celebuzz.com

Heidi And Her Amazzzing Halloween Costumes! - via theberry.com

This Is Truly Astounding Kiddas. Curiosity Startled The Cat. Ha! - via omgblog.com

Because It's Joseph Gordon-Levitt In A Uniform. He Was Filming Scenes For The ‘Dark Knight Rises’. - via gabbybabble.celebuzz.com

"Mo'Nique has recorded a video in support of marriage equality as part of HRC's Americans for Marriage Equality campaign: Says the actress and comedienne: "I believe since we’ve all been given free will, let’s use our will to let others be free...If you don’t believe me, did you happen to notice that all that’s being asked for is the right to be married, which ironically promotes commitment, family and love? Join me and support marriage equality. It’s the right thing to do." - via towleroad.com

The 2.5 Million Dollar Bra Has Been Unveiled. - via popoholic.com

Corgis In Costumes! - via omgblog.com

A Man's Best Friend Saves The Day. - via thedailywh.at

"Designers Impressively Carve Pumpkins for Vogue: Who knew that so many clothing designers were also master pumpkin carvers? Except maybe Warber Parker… but his monocle-wearing mummy pumpkin is still really cute." - Fashionista.com - via vogue.com

"Did Gisele Shoot the New Givenchy Campaign Last Week? She closed their Spring 2012 show and male model Noah Mills tweeted Saturday that he was “going to jamaica tomorrow to shoot with Gisele.” If rumors are true, this would be the first time since Fall 2007 that house muse Mariacarla Boscono hasn’t headed Givenchy’s campaign." - Fashionista.com - via fashionologie.com

"PETA Wants Gaga in a Lettuce Dress: PETA will design a dress of leafy greens, and is even offering to supply someone to spray the ensemble with water so it doesn’t wilt. How generous!" - Fashionista.com - via styleite.com

"Joan Rivers as a Conservative Suri Cruise for Halloween: Good effort with the giant cut-outs, but I don’t think her heels are high enough." - Fashionista.com - via content.usatoday.com

"You Can Vote for British Style Icon of the Year: Once again, the British Fashion Council is letting us vote for our favo[u]rite Brit it-girl. Alexa Chung won last year, but there are a lot of other strong contenders and a few fresh faces this time around. Who shall it be? As Captain Planet would say, the power is YOURS!" - Fashionista.com - via fashion.telegraph.co.uk

"Marc Jacobs and the Proenza Schouler Boys Join CFDA Board: Jacobs, Lazaro Hernadez and Jack McCullough are the latest additions to the 26-member board for the Council of Fashion Designers of America. Congrats, guys!" - Fashionista.com - via cfda.com

"A Grace Kelly Movie Is In The Works: It’s going to be a King’s Speech style film about a period in 1962 when Kelly helped resolve disputes between Morocco and France, and every blonde actress from Elizabeth Olsen to Rachel McAdams to Carey Mulligan is rumored to be playing the part." - Fashionista.com - via vogue.co.uk

"Target’s Next Collaboration is With Jewelry Designer Dana Kellin. The collection will hit stores October 30, with prices starting at $9.99." - Fashionista.com - via fabsugar.com

"Tyra Is Enrolled In Harvard’s Part-Time Business School: Tyra went on Jimmy Kimmel, presumably to promote her book, and talked about “how damn hard” her clases are and how she feels weird wearing the Harvard sweatshirt in public." - Fashionista.com - via nymag.com

"Interview With James Franco’s Ass: James Franco’s behind is on the cover of this month’s Flaunt, so naturally Gawker decided to interview it. Hilarious." - Fashionista.com - via gawker.com