Itsnotyouitsme Report 57: Things to Know

It's delusional outcomes to stories like this one, which truly get my underoos in a knot! What is wrong with today's human race?! Poor Casey. All you were doing was defending yourself. - via towleroad.com

"Jake Gyllenhaal Admits Bathroom Photo Fight With Fan." - via usmagazine.com

"Crystal Renn is a Surfer Girl: Watch Crystal Renn dance and model and make shadow puppets and do everything but surf with a Chanel surf board in this fashion film on StyleCaster, the first of a three-part series Renn will do with the site." - via stylecaster.com

Kate Moss Struts A Fur Jacket To Yoga Class. Appropriately So. No Sarcasm Intended. - via hollywoodrag.com

Daphne Strikes Back: Daphne Guinness has taken to Twitter to deny the quotes attributed to her in the UK’s Sunday Times Magazine in which she reportedly called Victoria Beckham an “ugly pig” who “annoys the shit” out of her. “I feel like killing myself, I have been stabbed in the back by that journalist…I am so sad stitched up by the sunday times. I thought c. long was a friend. I would never call anyone an ugly cow, not my words,” she tweeted. “And for the record I not only admire Victoria Beckham but know her and like her. My point was that I do most things alone without a backer.” - via twitter.com

"Tyra Banks Launches New Website, Is Enrolled at Harvard Business School: Tyra Banks is launching a new beauty site called TypeF.com tomorrow. She’s also been enrolled at Harvard B-School for the past year but we doubt she’s taking part in flip-cup tourneys." - via nymag.com

"Emma Watson Lands Lancôme Campaign: Remember how Emma Watson recently announced she was taking some time off from her Ivy League education to “completely finish my work on Harry Potter (the last one comes out this summer) and to focus on my other professional and acting projects”? Well this was one of those other “projects.” The contact should cover the Brown education she’s putting on hold so she can use her Harry Potter money (all $20 million of it) for other things." - via wwd.com

Spitting Images of the Stars. - via cityrag.com

Mean but funny. Doggy mistakes real door for a glass door. - via theberry.com

"Johnny Depp Takes Home an Award for His Dedication to Headwear: Johnny Depp’s been awarded the “Hat Person Of The Year” award by the Headwear Association." - via vogue.co.uk

"Michael Kors Adds Baubles to His Chic Empire: Michael Kors has teamed up with Fossil to release a fashion jewelry line for fall. Prices will range from $100-$500 and the pieces with be rendered in chain and mixed media." - via wwd.com

"Kate Moss To Appear in Couture Spread In May’s Vogue Paris: Emmanuelle Alt styled Kate in couture looks from Givenchy, Dior, Chanel, Alexandre Vauthier, and Julien Fournie for the upcoming May Vogue Paris. Modelinia wonders: will there be a Kate Moss cover, too? One can only hope". - via modelinia.com

"Mulberry’s Spring 2011 Film Shows Doll-like Models Playing in the Hydrangeas: This very pretty Mulberry films has doll-like models lounging among flowers and showing off their very covetable booties and bags." - via mulberry.com

"Jake Gyllenhaal Men's Room Attack Gets Animated." - via towleroad.com

"Howard Stern Says He's Done With Late Night Talk Shows." - via popeater.com

Kathy Griffin Receives Death Threats From Palins' Army. - via towleroad.com

Amanda Seyfried Demonstrates Support for Japan. - via celebuzz.com

"NEW MUSIC: KERI HILSON – SHADES". - via concreteloop.com

All Hail Irish Men! - via theberry.com

"It was reported that Sandra Bullock donated $1 million to help with the crisis in Japan. She made her gift through the American Red Cross. " - via laineygossip.com

"Ellie’s Amazing Vocabulary" - via theberry.com

"Watch: Kylie Minogue Meets Her Match." - via towleroad.com

"Heavy Petting!" - via cityrag.com

"Love Loves Topshop: CFDA/Swarovski award nominee Pamela Love recently confirmed the rumors that she’s designing for Topshop." - via fabsugar.com

"Eva Mendes is an Angel: The actress replaces Naomi Watts as the face of the fragrance Angel by Thierry Mugler." - via wwd.com

"NBC is Casting Another Fashion Reality Show: Blargh." - via nymag.com

"Job Interviewing Beauty Tips: What not to do on your next job interview, beauty-wise. (Hint: don’t sweat or pick your fingers)." - via totalbeauty.com

"Opening Ceremony’s Fall 2011 Collection Goes Celtic: Opening Ceremony’s in-house Fall 2011 collection takes inspiration from Sinead O’Connor and the Cranberries. Think 90s tartan." - via style.com